*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
dONT STARE AT THE SUN
i’ll heed hannah’s advice and NOT look at the sun, thanks though. i had a pair of good fake lenses from japan that looked super legit but i can’t find them anymore… :[[
hey man i never said i had /good/ advice
also i’m sorry for your loss umu
just stare at the sun!
or…. well i mean you could get fake lens glasses if you’re a sellout
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
Why is it that I end up finishing every speedpaint, and why did I have to choose such a detailed character just for practice haha. I just love Aigis.
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table