dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

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dONT STARE AT THE SUN
i’ll heed hannah’s advice and NOT look at the sun, thanks though. i had a pair of good fake lenses from japan that looked super legit but i can’t find them anymore… :[[

hey man i never said i had /good/ advice

also i’m sorry for your loss umu

Questionno joke everyone looks better with glasses. or at least smarter. not fairrr Answer

just stare at the sun!

or…. well i mean you could get fake lens glasses if you’re a sellout

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 600D
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/8th
  4. Focal Length: 71mm

lulles:

Why is it that I end up finishing every speedpaint, and why did I have to choose such a detailed character just for practice haha. I just love Aigis.

taskscape:

zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

Go up to them

Press A

  1. Camera: Canon EOS REBEL T2i
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 100mm

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

  1. Camera: SONY MVC-CD500
  2. Aperture: f/4
  3. Exposure: 1/125th
  4. Focal Length: 9mm

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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